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FAIL FRIDAY: Naked And Free

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I used to give my frapple sauce (fratty apple sauce) to the hottest piece of ass in my kindergarden class. Been pulling mad gash ever since. TFM.
-Michigan

You sick bastard.

Telling all your bros that your mom poops a lot so they won’t try to bang her on parent’s weekend. TFM.
-Tennessee

“I mean yeah guys, my mom is pretty. But she poops like every five minutes.”

Properly manscaping for a big weekend of poundin’ poon. TGIF (Thank God I’m Frat).
-Anonymous

You can’t just throw whatever you want on the end of these. TGIF? Fuck outta here.

The “clicky-clack” of the nanny goat’s hooves as you nod your head and feed her some hay as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Alabama

Bestiality is fraaaat.

Randomly getting sharp, shooting pains through your frock from an old sex injury. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous

Just as a reminder, frock = frat + cock.

Emptying the house’s fire extinguishers and filling them with margaritas. TFM.
-Ohio

“WE’RE BURNING! WE’RE BURNING ALIVE! These margs are top notch though.”

Documenting the girth of my turds to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee

Well that’s really the only way to be sure.

Putting “Brown Eyed Girl” on the iTunes before you toss her salad. RFM.
-Alabama

If you’re going to eat butt, that’s the song to play.

Alumni that drop off 3 full cardboard boxes of porn at the chapter house. TFM.
-California

Ever heard of the internet, chief? Al Gore invented it to avoid creepy alumni porn.

Respectfully showing her dad your monster wang so he will know to buy her a wheel chair, because she will never walk again after you get in that ass. TFM.
-Tennessee

“Just a heads up, pops. Yeah…look at it. It’s a monster.”

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Looks like one hell of a sausage rager.

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I bricked a loaf in my pants when I saw this intimidating gang of outlaws.

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Way to handle your liquor, guys.

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Goes without saying that the one life this guy has will be awful.

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Cute pic.

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Man down.

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That’s a shameful shit.

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He won a trophy for not having all of his teeth.

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The opposite of a power point.

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The infamous blackout doggy style piss.

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