FAIL FRIDAY: Nerd Central

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Taking away your slam’s depression meds because one of the side effects is “difficulty swallowing.” TFM.
-Oklahoma

Thanks for starting this week off with a new, incredible low.

Making fun of your slam’s deceased mother after she tells her sisters you have a baby dick. TFM.
-Tennessee

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Trying to convince my dad to change our last name from Frederick to “Fraterick.” TFM.
-Kansas

Generations of family heritage mean nothing when you have a chance to frat hard forever.

Brothers referring to your wang as the “doo doo submarine” because all you do is anal. TFM.
-Tennessee

Probably the greatest penis nickname of all-time.

Telling your brother you need an emergency rubber, then just throwing it away. One less condom in the world. TFM.
-Oklahoma

Give this man a medal.

Winning the big dick contest at my family reunion, finally. TFM.
–Tennessee

Sounds like a real nice family you got there, kid.

Grinding with ice cubes in your pants so she doesn’t have the satisfaction of giving you a boner. TFM.
-Missouri

Whatever you have to do to keep her from being satisfied, do it.

Fifth of Makers: $27. Polo Shirt: $85. Sperry Top Siders: $115. Going through pledgeship: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s frattercard. TFM.
–Montana

Do less.

Free balling at laser quest to ensure full mobility. TFM.
-Virginia

Mobility is imperative. Can’t have some boxer-briefs slowing you down when you’re trying to own little kids with a pretend laser gun.

Bidding a minimum of 2 black guys per semester to increase your frat’s average penis size. TFM.
-New York

Gotta keep those stats up.

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2 Chinz but I got me a few on.

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I can’t even come up with a caption for this.

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SpongeBob straight pounds the sorostitutes.

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Looks like I won’t be getting any sleep tonight.

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The slam and I. TFM.

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Nerd central over here.

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Just take out the fucking trash, you lazy TKE bastard.

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Hoodie patrol! FaF.

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Not letting the pledges leave until they blow twice the legal limit. TFM.

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Why? Why would you do this?

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