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FAIL FRIDAY: Never Leave A Man Behind

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When your dad takes you to Mexico to lose your virginity. TFM.
-Anonymous

Nothing bonds a father and son together like Mexican prostitutes.

All I do is frat, frat, frat no matter what. All you bottom tier pussies can fuck me in the butt. TFM.
-Anonymous

Interesting remix. Thanks for sharing.

What makes me F.R.A.T? Friendship, Responsibility, and Aptitude for Teamwork. Frat on.
-Anonymous

We’re full of positive life lessons here at TFM.

Measuring your frock in millimeters to be more precise. TFM.
-Anonymous

Precision is key.

Hiring the fat kid to take a dump in a slam’s dorm and leave the door open. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s just plain impolite and cruel.

Slam said she would give me $1 for every inch of frock that I have. That was a quick 37 bucks. TFM.
-Anonymous

I’m no mathematician, but it appears you’re claiming to have a 37-inch frock.

The post-sex bowl with the slam’s Dad. TFM.
-Anonymous

You need to be more clear about what happened here.

If she’s got A’s stay away, B’s let her be, C’s or D’s give her the D, then pee. TFM.
-Anonymous

Laws by which every man should live.

The chapter president watching porn while talking to his mom on the phone. TFTC.
-Anonymous

Are you the chapter president? Or were you watching the chapter president watch porn while talking to his mom on the phone? Because that would be even weirder.

When my parents would send me up to my room I’d just rub one out. Hard to reflect on what I’ve done when I’m too busy spraying ghost blood all over the place. TFM.
-Anonymous

Ghost blood. I like that. That’s hilarious.

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Never let that flag touch the ground, meat!

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Tone those glutes.

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Man down.

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If you look up “goobers” in the dictionary, you’ll see this picture.

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Look at those frocks (frat socks).

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Would.

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Interesting place for a bed.

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Surely there were more comfortable places to crash available.

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Looks like pizza.

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Tap dat ass, betch!

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