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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being like OJ Simpson in the sense that you’re talented, good looking, and also got away with a horrific double murder. TFM.
Pretty sure I’m legally required to report this.
Moving out of the American Eagle and Chubbies phase that you thought made you into a fratstar, and into the Brooks Brothers and Ralph Lauren stage that makes you into a fraternity man. TFM.
I want to kick you right in the tip of your dick.
Having a fake ID when you were 12 and it working every time. TFM.
Having a fake ID when you’re 12 years old is borderline sociopathic.
Making the pledges learn each brothers’ penis size so that they know you have the smallest frock. TFM.
Pretty weird pledge activity just to prove you have the smallest dingus.
Having a Microsoft Excel sheet to monitor everyone’s chill-to-pull ratio. TFM.
Make a separate spreadsheet to monitor how hard you’re trying.
Had to make her feel better by telling her that her vaginal canal is not too big, my dick is just too small. TFM.
You guys are way too willing to talk about your inadequate penis size.
Attending one last party at home, spilling your drink on a GDI, blaming it on the GDI next to you, and walking away. TFM.
Holy shit man you showed those geeds.
Nicknaming a pledge, just being his name said twice: “George George.” #embarrassing #TFM
Confidently knowing that if a study was ever done on frock (frat cock) sizes that you would most likely increase the frean (frat mean/frat average). TFM.
Please, I’m begging you, stop talking forever.
Making drinking Mike’s Hard not gay by drinking ALL the Mike’s Hard and then getting Mike hard and making it gay again. TFM.
Why don’t you sit the next couple plays out.
This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos we found on Yeti are below.