FAIL FRIDAY: No Girls Allowed

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Talking your way into her wiener koozie. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s what we’re calling it now? A wiener koozie? God help us.

Ordering fish tacos on my first date with her so she knows I’m down to munch. TFM.
-Anonymous

Nothing says, “I’m down to munch,” like an order of fish tacos.

Shot 10 Nerf darts at the light switch whilst laying in bed. Missed all 10 shots, so I slept with the light on. TFM.
-Anonymous

Do I even have to say it? I do. Cool story bro.

Taking her to the Sbarro in the mall then doing her in the family bathroom Italian style. TFM.
-Anonymous

I don’t know what “Italian style” entails, but it sounds tight.

Having the pledge fucks clean and polish all 43 pairs of my Sperrys. TFM.
-Anonymous

If you have 43 pairs of Sperrys, you should take the laces from all of them, tie them together, and hang yourself.

I slept with 12 girls my first day in PCB. TFM.
-Anonymous

No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.

The unspoken bond between you and the other guy wearing Chubbies. TFM.
-Anonymous

The unspoken bond is that you want to make sex with each other’s butts.

Dad’s excuse for coming home drunk from the strip club being: “You can take the fratstar from a party, but you can’t take the party from the fratstar!” TFM.
-Anonymous

Divorce. TFM.

There once was a man named Fratman Finnigan, had no whiskers on his frockigan, kept it clean so girls would blow that thang, oh Fratman Finnigan begin again. TFM.
-Anonymous

Da fuq?

I wear sunglasses when I masturbate because I’m just that frat. TFM.
-Anonymous

Frock’s so bright, gotta wear shades.

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Woman down.

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Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Man down.

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Nice cooler, fellas.

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They’re doing every possible thing wrong.

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Possibly the worst spring break photo of all-time.

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Except for literally all of the problems.

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Was that tattoo worth this photo?

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Frat.

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Hahaha Heisenpurrg.

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