FAIL FRIDAY: No Shame November

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pulling fast ones on slow women. TFM.
-Ohio

Tricking the mentally handicapped into sleeping with you is wrong.

“Why does your room smell like vagina? Oh wait, that’s my face.” TFM.
-Indiana

Just go wash your face, dude. Gross.

Waist-banding your fully torqued frat rod while shirtless. TFM.
-Illinois

For those unfamiliar with the terminology, he’s saying he tucks his boner into his waistband while shirtless, thus exposing his boner.

Fancy hotdogs and meat balls every weekend lol
-Anonymous

100% guarantee this person is stoned out of their fucking mind.

Doing coke off a slam’s vagina and getting a pube in your nose. TFM.
-Kentucky

Can’t you just do your drugs off of a mirror or other flat surface like normal people?

Accidentally texted a pledge instead of my girlfriend: “Hey Shnookums.” And the pledge replied, “Hello Sir. How may I help you?” TFM.
-Arizona

Every single man who calls his woman “shnookums” should be put in a giant pit and forced to fight to the death. Only one loser can emerge.

Paying for a 3 dollar bong rip with a check. TFM.
-Virginia

Wasn’t aware that you could buy weed by the bong rip, much less that you could pay with a fucking check.

Jerking the frat hound off the day before it gets neutered. RFM.
-New York

Don’t do that. Please don’t do this.

pink chubbies. light blue polo. sperries. my gf on my shoulder.TFM
-New Hampshire

This made me vomit on myself.

When your frat throws a trick or treat party for the kids with Big Bros, Big Sisters and a kid asks you, “What’s your costume?” and you’re all like, “I’m a frat star going to night class,” as you put your shades on, crush a brew, and turn to head to class. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I hope everyone knows how much personal anguish I endure just to put this column together for you.

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Group mirror selfies are even more disturbing to me than normal selfies.

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Cute tutus. Game recognize game.

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That’s the face of a determined sexual predator.

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The finest pair of rush boobs I ever did saw.

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I wonder how much horse power that thing has.

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I heard the dude with the fro has banged out more strange than Wilt Chamberlain.

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The sword of destiny.

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Why? Why would you Snapchat this? I fucking hate Snapchat.

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Woman down.

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Solid form, questionable photo.

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