Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Intentionally breaking my leg in order to get prescribed Vicodin. TFM.
You’re a drug addict. You need help.
Being removed as a potential juror because “drinking beer and slamming slams” isn’t the occupation they’re looking for in a juror. TFM.
“He can’t be on this jury. He’s frat as fuck.” -The Judge
Put my dick in a gordita and told my slam, “Yo quiero suck my dick.” TFM.
Not sure that translates the way want it to, chief.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Natty. Jack fell down after too much crown and Jill said, “Oh you’re fratty.” TFM.
The world will be a better place when you perish from it.
Kneeling on the mini-golf course so you can use your club as a long putter. TFM.
Hopefully one of your friends drop-kicked you in the back.
Positioning your iPhone in your frocket so your nipples vibrate every time the slam hits you up. TFM.
Now that’s what I call “sexting.”
Putting a whoopy cushion under the hottest girl in class so no other frat dawgs will talk to her. TAllMineM.
Eating soup with a fork. TFM.
It’s funny because it can’t be done!
Being eskimo bros with the frathound. TFM.
Was wanking my cobra to punishtube the other day and accidentally OG Mudbone’d my ropes into the girl in front of me’s hair. She was impressed by my load and is now my main squeeze. TFM.
Classic fairytale love story, right there.
Sleeping on top of your doghouse. TFM.
I’d rather sleep in a bush than wear that hat.
American gargoyle geed.
Let it all out, buddy.
Who wants s’mores?
“How’d last night end up for you?” Not good.
Right in the raisins.
Land of the free.
Wait for it…
I don’t know what’s worse: her passing out, whoever is poking her with that pole, or whoever climbed the stall to take this photo.
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