Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing pearls to the bars. TSM. -Colorado
And wearing hooker heels to church.
I learned early on that guys want to take me to the bone zone, and so i mastered the art of flirting and teasing. Instead of applying myself and studying, I plan on earning my associate’s in cock guzzling and then motoring through life based on my looks. TSM. -Michigan
You can get a degree in cock guzzling now? Learn something new every day.
In Wyoming, we may not have the best-looking or the most wealthy girls, but we have sisterhood. TSM. -Wyoming
Where I’m from, we have all three.
The older the meat, the better the treat. TSM. -Michigan
Define “treat.” If treat means the presents you get from an older guy with a better job and more money, then I’d agree. If treat means the sweet nectar of his loins, catapulted from a clammy, wrinkly ballsack, then you, my dear, are mistaken.
Today a girl in another sorority handed me a flyer inviting me to their recruitment event. I’m a senior and have been in my sorority for four years. Fail. -Virginia
What’s it like to go four years unnoticed?
Getting de-littled, but adopted by the whole house. TSM -California
Orphaned littles give me the heeby jeebies.
Buying the year’s worth of Formal dresses because if you have them you know you’ll get asked. TSM. -Utah
Google docs. TSM. -California
Kiss and tell. NS. Kiss and yell. TSM. -Texas
Probably part of the reason he didn’t call you back.
Out of all the jobs I’ve done, I’m most proud of the blow. TSM. -Texas