Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Showing up to formal in a bow tie, Chubbies, and boat shoes. Only those things. TFM.
No shirt, no jacket, no friends.
Using $100 bills as coasters. TFM.
A wildly inaffective use of perfectly good currency.
The instantly sobering moment you get when your mom calls at night even though you just killed an 8th and snorted a line of Molly. TFM.
You really know how to take things to the next level.
Told her I needed a sample of her stool, but I had to use my frat stick to collect it. TGeniusM.
The title of “genius” is just being thrown around all willy-nilly.
Giving bad training advice to GDI’s in the weight room. TFM.
“Perfect squat form is when your knees are bent 90 degrees, and you’re leaned forward with your stomach is touching your thighs.”
Spend all night making shirts that say “I Eat Pussy” with your frat letters below it on a pink tongue. TFM!
Yeah, those are totally gonna kill on campus.
Getting out of the shower and dropping your towel in front of your bros and yelling, “Welcome to Weinerville, boys!!!” TFM.
You’re the mayor of Weinerville.
Practicing your fraternity songs at work being more important than the actual job. TFM.
Sounds like a model employee that everyone respects and enjoys being around.
Accidentally touching dicks while double teaming a sorostitute with one of your bros because you both went for her butthole at the same time and then politely arguing that the other brother should go first while the slam anxiously awaits a pounding. TotalFratMove.
“No, after YOU! I insist!”
Inviting your slam over for a three course meal, but only serving her three helpings of your frat meat. TFratMeatM.
Well you can never have enough frat meat. It’s at the top of the food pyramid.
Having mad dinoswag. TFM.
I’m going to have some weird nightmares for a few days.
Nothing could make me take a beer bong from this guy.
I would withdraw my daughter from the university, and drive her back home.
Hungry like the wolf.
Finishing your birthday in your birthday suit. TFM.
There’s nothing funny about love.
Probably not the worst place that hand has been.
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