Ten real submissions, fifteen photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I like doing grammar homework because I get to abbreviate “preposition” with “prep” and I’m a prep. TFM. -North Carolina
Grammar homework is my idea of a good time, too.
Masturbating to gossip girl. TFM. -Arizona
Gossip Girl: when double-penetration porn just doesn’t cut it anymore.
Supporting Mitt & rubbing clit. TFM. -Iowa
Just because two things rhyme doesn’t mean they should be associated.
It’s that time of year again. Dick swangin at the Grove wit da blunt in my mouth. Always gots da Costas on to protect my red eyes from SWAGRAYS. TStonerMove. –Mississippi
It amazes me how often the word “swag” finds its way into this column.
This freshman I was about to pork asked, “What are you about to do with that pickle?” Clearly she doesn’t know me. Fuckin’ freshman. TSlambangerMcPickleInsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2012 –DeVry University
This is my new favorite TFM submission of all time. I should’ve gone to DeVry.
Going to college in Canada not as a student, but as an ambassador from the United States of Fratmerica. TFM. –Canada
I bet they fucking love your jokes up there.
From the toilet: “Pledge, I’m out of toilet paper, give me your shirt.” After leaving the toilet: “Pledge, put your shirt back on.” TFM. -Missouri
You got your pledge to wear a shit shirt. Clever twist on the end there.
Phone in my frocket, Rolex on my wrist, coastas on my eyes, and my hands on her tits. TFM. -Texas