Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling the cripple in a wheelchair at the gym that “Bros don’t let bros skip legs.” TFM. –Oklahoma
You’re going straight to hell.
Having more than $20 in your pocket. TFM. -Maryland
So now everyone with more than 20 bucks on their person is pulling a TFM? Come on.
Fifty years later, Grandpa still giving Nana grief for spending time at lower-tier frats. TFM. -Ohio
Your grandfather sounds like a fucking loser. Quit living in the past, old man!
Don’t worry if the kegs r done, I got some vodka in my room bitch. TFM. -Pennsylvania
Watch out ladies, this one spits a good game.
Measuring my wang in between classes to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM! -Tennessee
Oh hell yeah! Bust out that 6-inch ruler!
Hobos are constantly trying to breach the walls of the fratcastle to gain access to free malt liquor. One time, we found a hobo named Phil in our basement drinking Olde English 800, relentlessly masturbating, and screaming “Two in the goo one in the poo!” We initiated him. TFM. -Michigan
That’s a totally normal and responsible decision that wouldn’t make anyone think your chapter is comprised of mentally handicapped individuals.
Fake sneezing in a geed’s face and apologizing for being allergic to BS. TFM. –Minnesota
Holy shit, that would be a terrible joke in fifth grade.
Being so drunk that you pass out while jerking off and give yourself blue balls. TFTC. –Arizona
Self-inflicted blue balls are not something to be proud of, son.
Drinking so much alcohol, that you can’t remember how much alcohol you drank! TFM. -Pennsylvania
Somebody get this guy a fucking zinger trophy.
How bout this, I throw you into the shower, get you all wet, stick my thumb up your @$$ while I give you flowers. TFM. -Anonymous
All that vulgarity, and he actually put “@$$.”
Yeah, she’s probably fine. You just stay focused on getting it in.
I’d rather wake up in jail than wake up like this.
SLAYER belt buckle. TFM.
Ride or die, motherfucker.
Check the expression on the guy flipping the bird.
Shrek lost weight, turned ginger, still miserable.