FAIL FRIDAY: Pooping Off The Jungle Gym

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pulling the rubber off, grabbing a Sharpie off of your nightstand, and asking her “Who should I make this out to?” TFM.
-Arkansas

You’re the Chad Ochocinco of pound town.

Blacking out while your having sex and then you come too and your fucking her best friend. TFM.
-South Carolina

It doesn’t scare you that you might wake up fucking YOUR best friend?

That stroll on the beach so everyone knows you are in a frat. TFM.
-Tennessee

“Check out this guy walking on the beach. He must be in a frat. Only fratters stroll on the sand.”

Granite countertops so when my slams squirt on them it’ll be a quick cleanup. TFM.
–Tennessee

Practical reasoning, if you ask me.

Getting a tattoo of my own dick out of respect. TFM.
-Tennessee

If you don’t respect your own dick enough to get a tattoo of it, no one will.

Literally never using an umbrella. I have Sperrys. TFM.
-Texas

I’m failing to make the connection here, son.

Making Summer come loudly while graduating summa cum laude. TFM.
-Florida

That’s terrible. I laughed, but that’s terrible.

Winking at the slams in the dining hall as you seductively eat your fish tacos. TFM.
–Anonymous

I hope you flop your tongue around like Manny in Scarface.

Only wearing cargo shorts because you have more pockets to fill with beer. TFM.
-Arizona

If it was about utility, would we all wear cargos?

Throwing in a horseshoe of Copenhagen while fishing. TFM. Using Copenhagen as bait when fishing. TTryHardM. Biting a line filled with Copenhagen. TFratFishM.
-Montana

Thanks for sharing this complex philosophical analysis.

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Hard work and dedication pays off.

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Real cutie patooties.

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Da fuq?

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Look at this sassy little spider monkey.

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The lights are on, but no one’s home.

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Three Tigger lovers.

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Dominating karaoke so fucking hard with my bros. TFM.

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That’ll turn those man titties into pecks of pure muscle.

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Those aren’t the geeds you’re looking for.

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Unbelievable photography skills to catch it midair like that.

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