FAIL FRIDAY: Power Moves Gone Wrong

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Rewarding myself with a brand new polo every time my frat meat grows an inch. I have 78 polos. TFM.
-Tennessee

That’s at least a 78-inch slab of frat meat. How do you conceal it? Wrap it all around your body underneath your clothing?

Putting your Xbox achievements on your college transcripts. TFM.
-Virginia

Every little bit helps.

Look at you! Now look at us! Me and all my bros look Frat as F**k! TFM.
-New Jersey

This guy’s username is “FrattyKanye.” I had to share that.

Waking up in Chubbies even though you don’t own a pair. TFM.
-Florida

Waking up wearing another man’s Chubbies might be gayer than actually sucking a penis.

After fucking a slam and her asking you to cuddle and you simply respond with “Does Johnny Manziel cuddle?” and than leaving. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

I’m doing this when my mom tells me to do the dishes. “Does Johnny Manziel do the fucking dishes?”

Gettin faded with my bros chugging brews smashing honeys. Yeah, I think it’s a TFM.
–New York

You thought wrong, chief.

Asking a pledge to borrow his phone and then just throwing it in the toilet and shitting on it. TFM.
-Alabama

That’s a power move.

Only shaving the right side of your bush so that your slams know that the left is nothing but a dirty, unkempt mess. TFM.
–Kansas

Seems like a pretty extreme way to make a simple political statement.

When a girl is all like, “My sister is the bravest person I know, she has cancer and still goes and volunteers at the youth center,” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Feelings and emotions are for geeds.

Grabbing your slam by the vulva and proclaiming, “The Poon Commander is taking control.” TFM.
-Kansas

Grabbing vulva is the new handshake.

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Grocery store fun!

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My fist wants to make love to all four of their faces.

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I’m sure your alumni advisor thinks this is hilarious.

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I’d haze them, but they’d probably sexually enjoy it.

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I give this photo two thumbs down.

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Can’t tell if this is an intentional photobomb or the most awkward photo ever.

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You’re doing it wrong.

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Raging with two Winnie the Poohs. TFM.

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Don’t drop that thun thun.

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Looks like a comfy bed.

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