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FAIL FRIDAY: Puke And Rally

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Wearing oven mitts during fuck because you’re self conscious about your tiny hands. TFM.

Yeah that’s totally normal.

Eating an entire large pepperoni pizza and then making yourself throw up in a pledge’s mouth. TFM.

You, sir, are truly sick.

Sleeping with a night light because the demon who haunts your soul only comes in the dark. TFM.

What in the shit?

Founding a new fraternity that’s founded on the belief that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the root of all evil. TFM.

Good luck with recruitment.

Politely asking her to singe your ball hair with a lighter while she sucks you off. TFM.

So many of you have serious sexual issues.

Redefining the whole frat game by wearing crotchless panties to formal. TFM.

Your date must be proud.

Shitting your pants in a crowded bar and just going with it and continuing to pound shots. TFM.

Time to go home, buddy. Maybe permanently.

When you’re tag-teaming a babe with your bro and you accidentally make eye contact with him but then it just feels right so you stare deep into each other’s souls and feel true brotherhood for the first time. TFM.

Thank you for sharing this intimate experience with us all.

Setting the world record for cranking to completion most times in a Taco Bell bathroom in one day. TFM.

You need to be committed to a mental institution.

Saturdays are for the boysssss I love boy butts in baseball pants. TFM.

I don’t even know anymore.

A truly pathetic scene.

A truly pathetic scene.

Confratulations on the marriage.

Confratulations on the marriage.

Well, now you are. You goober.

Well, now you are. You goober.

Hey man I think your nose is broken.

Hey man I think your nose is broken.

Just bros being bros!

Just bros being bros!

Class, class, class.

Class, class, class.

Man down.

Man down.

Let the devil out of you son.

Let the devil out of you son.

Yaaaaarf.

Yaaaaarf.

What a catch.

What a catch.

Damn it, guys.

Damn it, guys.

If peeing your pants is the coolest, consider him Miles Davis.

If peeing your pants is the coolest, consider him Miles Davis.

Come on now.

Come on now.

Looking good, fellas.

Looking good, fellas.

No excuse for passing out in a fortuitous situation like this.

No excuse for passing out in a fortuitous situation like this.

The drunk shower gone wrong.

The drunk shower gone wrong.

Shame, shame, shame.

Shame, shame, shame.

I wish I could show you how unhappy her face was.

I wish I could show you how unhappy her face was.

Very considerate of him to aim for the drain.

Very considerate of him to aim for the drain.

Disgracing the GOAT.

Disgracing the GOAT.

Hurry up, dickhead

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Honey take a good picture I'M DEAD (@Adamthew)

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Let the devil out of you, son (@jackromine)

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Greatly overestimating your athletic ability (@Hudsonharreld)

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You'll never see a more miserable time on a golf course

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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