FAIL FRIDAY: Puking Through Your Nose
Ten real submissions, 29 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Bringing four dates to formal and slamming them all. TFM.
“Hey, how come Steven got to bring four dates?” “I don’t know, but they’re prostitutes.”
Drinking with your brothers in parked cars because your house is on probation.
The party don’t stop till your battery dies.
Poppin’ bottles and poppin’ sweet young tang. TFM.
Hell yeah motherfucker, models and bottles! Sweet young tang! ‘Merica!
Using her vagina as a bank because she told you to “put your money where your mouth is.” TFM.
Deposit. Withdrawal. Deposit. Withdrawal. Deposit. Withdrawal.
Chopping off your penis because it had a left curve. TFM.
Now that’s real republican loyalty.
Inviting an Asian girl over to “watch a movie” and putting on Gran Torino. TFM.
Frankly, that’s racially insensitive, and Clint Eastwood wouldn’t approve.
Having a couple drinks at a sorority house and accidentally getting Ted Bundy drunk. TFM.
Getting “serial killer that makes sex to severed heads and keeps them in his apartment” drunk. TFM.
One of the gay guys in our chapter luring a member of a rival fraternity home with him from the bars and intentionally biting his dick mid-bj. TFM.
Just be glad he’s on your side! Am I right? Yeah, I’m right.
That moment you’re having a battle of wits with someone and you’re like “Booyah, bitch! Got ya!” TFM.
Anyone who has been defeated by you in a battle of wits should walk off a tall building.
Got two ex-girlfriends pregnant over Christmas break. Having to ask your dad to pay for not one, but two abortions, and then leaving for campus 15 minutes later. TFM.
Now that’s how sociopathic Christmas break is done.
You stare at the ground when you walk around in Euro cutoff cargos.
By the hammer of Thor! TFM.
TKE at Hogwarts.
Before you take a picture like this, look down at your chest. Are you wearing your letters?
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Cargos and stormtroopers. TFM.
Whatever the event was, I hope they got last place.
That’s his O-face.
Shirt? No. Shoes? Yes. Socks? Yes. Self respect? No.
Good for him.
If that face doesn’t block your cock, nothing will.
“He passed out. Let’s puke on him.” “Yeah! Wait, what?”
The happiest man in the world.
“To the Halo tournament! Chaaaaaaarge!”
Does this remind anyone else of the Addams family?
The guy on the far left is close to becoming Thumbman.
Looks like it came out of his nose, too.