Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Always overusing condiments. TFM.
I get every single motherfucking sauce at Chick-fil-A.
Beating up people when they make me so angry! TFM.
Alright you just calm down, buddy. Violence isn’t always the answer.
Having to buy two rulers to accurately measure my frock’s girth. TFM.
Are you suggesting that your penis is more than two feet wide? That is absurd, sir.
Convinced my slam that the stain on my bed was a melted Twix from Halloween (bc she knows I fucking love Twix). TFM.
“Nah babe, that’s not my poo; that’s a melted Twix. You know I fucking love Twix. Now disrobe.”
Never judge a frat bro until you’ve walked a mile in his Sperry’s. TFM.
You should get that tattooed down your back.
Nicknamed my newest slam “Tilapia,” because after I fingerblast her my fingers always smell like farm-raised Tilapia. TFM.
Oddly specific scent.
A history professor and her student having a closer relationship due to the fact that the professor also goes on Totalfratmove.com. Oh yeah! Hi professor! (She knows who she is). TFM.
The fuck? This isn’t a missed connections forum.
Receiving head while purchasing Sperrys online. TFM.
You need to receive a punch in the face.
Getting so fucking pissed when I see GDI’s misspeling words! TFM.
Lol u r so fun-e.
Playing Fratty Bird while on TFM cuz I’m so frat and rich I have 3 phones and the other one is busy sending nudes to Dorn’s mom but I had to wait for the bigger iPhone 6 to come out to get my whole frock in the picture also I bought it with my dad’s money he made from killing illegals tfm
It is getting really, really hard for me to sleep at night.