FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.

Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.

The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.

Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.

Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.

Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM

I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.

And 100% of all human beings hate you.

Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.

Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.

Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.

I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.

Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.

You must have a crazy long frock.

One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.

No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.

Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.

Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.

Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.

Just about sums it up.

Really broke the budget with their rush tees.

Really broke the budget with this semester’s rush tees.

Fucked up, pants down.

Fucked up, pants down.

Family Christmas card.

Serial killer family Christmas card.

That is one terrifying stuffed animal.

That is one terrifying stuffed animal.

#ButtStuff2014

#ButtStuff2014

I'm gonna pass, but thanks for the invite.

I’m gonna pass, but thanks for the invite.

Chill-to-pull of 5:5.

Chill-to-pull of 5:5.

Da fuq?

Da fuq?

If your fraternity Christmas card doesn't include at least one guy wearing nothing but a stocking on his frock, what's the point?

If your fraternity Christmas card doesn’t include at least one guy wearing nothing but a stocking on his frock, what’s the point?

For the love of...

For the love of…

NO WAY.

NO WAY.

#ButtStuff2014

#ButtStuff2014

#ButtStuff2014

#ButtStuff2014

"Jump on the beer pong table guy" is the worst.

“Jump on the beer pong table guy” is the worst.

It's fall, y'all.

It’s fall, y’all.

There is no greater love than big-little love.

There is no greater love than big-little love.

Possibly the worst Instagram bio ever.

Possibly the worst Instagram bio ever.

Frat.

Frat.

So frat.

So frat.

Far left goobing his fucking balls off.

Far left goobing his fucking balls off.

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Fratersize!

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