Fail Friday: Shacking with the American Dream
Ten real TSM submissions, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
There go all the fucks you gave. Literally.
Not sure if this is a testament of how hot you are or how pathetic he is. Whichever helps you sleep…together at night.
It’s funny because you’re the middle class skank with gonorrhea who couldn’t afford to go to a real doctor…but yeah, that makes sense.
FACT: The only reason a fraternity will BAN you from their house is if you are both annoying, and categorically unfuckable. So you are either heinous, have herpes, or you’ve both made it through more than 50% of the brothers.
What! You STILL treat them as equals even though they’re not as pretty as you are! Everyone knows if someone isn’t as pretty as you are, they’re supposed to carry you around like Arabian royalty and feed you grapes.
Just pretend you’re looking around for Jess. There’s a Jess at every formal.
So I guess you, uh, “took one” for the team, huh?
Nothing connects two girls like an STD. Except perhaps the dick that gave it to them.
It wasn’t a good night unless you put your finger in a b-hole.