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FAIL FRIDAY: Squad Goals

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Refusing to bowl any other score but 69. TFM.

It takes balls to let your bowling game suffer for the sake of your sexual image.

Ordering more bread to the table even though you can’t eat any more just so you can take it home and eat it at a later time. TFM.

Help him he’s poor.

Leave the gym with a sick pump, pull up next to a hot wench, stiff arm the steering wheel, flex a tri, boom — it’s on. TFM.

Just calm down you fucking meathead.

Having the balls to wear shorts to a funeral. TFM.

“Grandpa was frat he would totally understand why I’m wearing these Chubbies.”

Dreaming of dick but fingering vagina. TFM.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Asking if your little sibling’s birthday party at the waterpark is BYOB. TFM.

Good joke, ass hat.

1: Bruh, did you see Katie last night? 2: Yea, I wonder what her roast beef to labia ratio is. TFM.

Her roast beef to labia ratio? For the love of God, man.

Murdering the homeless in cold blood and then getting shitfaced with their corpses as your only friends. TFM.

It’s fun picking the real sociopaths/potential serial killers out of our users.

Taking LSD and masturbating while watching children’s cartoons. TFM.

I guess that’s frat.

When all the money in the world can’t make your parents love each other. TFM.

Damn dude, that hits too close to home.

"Look, ma! Matching tats!"

“Look, ma! Matching tats!”

And not one female showed up.

And not one female showed up.

Are you holding a piss or trying the sorority squat?

Are you holding a piss or trying the sorority squat?

Get this guy a Gatorade. He's super dehydrated.

Get this guy a Gatorade. He’s super dehydrated.

Your shirt is about 4 sizes too small, big boy.

Your shirt is about 4 sizes too small, big boy.

With that shirt, hugging the toilet is the least of his concerns.

With that shirt, hugging the toilet is the least of his concerns.

Totes adorbs.

Totes adorbs.

They're here for the gang bang.

They’re here for the gang bang.

They'll be top-tier in no time.

They’ll be top-tier in no time.

They did the elephant walk as pledges. No doubt in my mind.

They did the elephant walk as pledges. No doubt in my mind.

The pledges could use some spelling lessons.

The pledges could use some spelling lessons.

The filter makes them look even more frat.

The filter makes them look even more frat.

Squad goals.

Squad goals.

Something about that hair/swimsuit combo screams pedophile.

Something about that hair/swimsuit combo screams pedophile.

Puking out of windows will lead to this. Don't puke out of windows.

Puking out of windows will lead to this. Don’t puke out of windows.

Look out, guys. We have a lady killer here.

Look out, guys. We have a lady killer here.

Jesus, dude. Did you make out with a vampire?

Jesus, dude. Did you make out with a vampire?

Is that a ghost or a human?

Is that a ghost or a human?

He defintely enjoyed the spanking.

He defintely enjoyed the spanking.

Welp, we're done here.

Welp, we’re done here.

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