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FAIL FRIDAY: Sucking D For Addy

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Shouting, “Fratty the fuck up!” when you don’t like how the pledges are presenting themselves. TFM.

Never, ever say that. Definitely don’t shout it.

Sucking chode for Addy money in the alley behind the Subway. Call it a $3 footlong. TFM.

Surely your pride is worth more than $3.

Casually shotgunning beers on the way to your final exam. TFM.

I bet everyone on campus thinks you’re the man.

When you go foot deep in a girl and she kegels and sprains your ankle. TFM.

Good God, dude.

Showing your family what you learned at school by chugging a 20 oz. of Arizona Sweet Tea during your graduation party. TFM.

Hey everybody look at this badass.

Going behind the counter and going down on the fast food worker after you order a box combo. TFM.

Probably against that fast food worker’s employer’s policies.

Refusing to eat pasta unless its in the shape of a bowtie. TFM.

Way to take a strong stance for a worthy cause.

Purposely misspelling texts to your bros so they think you’re drunker than you actually are. TFM.

Sounds like you’re super cool.

Throwing out the mattress pad at the end of the year because even washing it won’t get out the sex stains. TFM.

You mean blood stains.

hi norvegian men? ok. we have in Iceland even stronger vikings that could fight ISIS. i, would go first even i,m 47 year old, and i,m 100 prosent, that i, would fight ISIS beter then any norvegian men. IF Icelandic authoruty would eccept that. I,M a foreigner from albenia with an Icelandic citizenship, but i, would go straigt away to fight against ISIS if i could, end i allways will have a dream to go and fight with them. because i hate them, they are nithink beter then animals.

The fuck?

Nice Apple Watch though.

Nice Apple Watch though.

Cooler boxers, guys.

Cooler boxers, guys.

The body of a Greek god.

The body of a Greek god.

"Spot me, bruh."

“Spot me, bruh.”

"Wanna eat with us?" Fuck no.

“Wanna eat with us?” Fuck no.

Rough night.

Rough night.

Man down.

Man down.

These guys party.

These guys party.

The bumper sticker prank never gets old.

The bumper sticker prank never gets old.

Damn it, fellas.

Damn it, fellas.

Goobers posing like goobers.

Goobers posing like goobers.

Man down.

Man down.

Hard as hell.

Hard as hell.

Onions. TFM.

Onions. TFM.

Relax dude, you're gonna blow an O-ring.

Relax dude, you’re gonna blow an O-ring.

Nice shot.

Nice shot.

Well alright then.

Well alright then.

Probably shouldn't have grammed this one.

Probably shouldn’t have grammed this one.

Goobers Annoying Golfers

Incredible Stripper Fails

Getting Punked By A Monk(ey)

International Chaser

Email this to a friend

TFM Intern

Never getting promoted.

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