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FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Shame

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Deep down in my heart knowing I’ll never have a better day than the one on which I was initiated. TFM.

That is truly depressing.

Born to suck tits and rip bong hits. TFM.

Weren’t we all.

Two priests and a mechanic walk into a frat house. Then they all fuck. TFM.

What? Please go away.

Staring down every single swinging dick in the lineup at the urinal at a ballgame to show you’re not afraid. TFM.

An interesting way to live, to be sure.

Refusing to have intercourse unless it’s with two girls at once with a combined weight of over 300 pounds. TFM.

You have very specific needs, and that’s okay.

Telling people you’re a military veteran when really you were just the co-captain of an elite paintball squad. TFM.

You’re gonna get your ass kicked talking that nonsense, son.

Every Friday I take two hits of ecstasy and two muscle relaxers so nothing can stop my penis. TFM.

Sir, that is an unsafe strategy.

Making sure the pledge whose parents are going through a rough divorce fully understands that it’s all his fault. TFM.

Have you no mercy?

Got a pledge brother nicknamed Juanita who’ll do pretty much anything to you for $10. TFM.

The hell kind of chapter are you people running?

Paying $20 to see a goat and a turtle make unprecedented love. TFM.

You tell me where I can see this show.

God damn it.

God damn it.

This is so fucking fratty.

This is so fratty.

Suck responsibly, folks.

Suck responsibly, folks.

Hard pass.

Hard pass.

Deuce-chunker missed the dab memo.

Deuce-chunker missed the dab memo.

Please tell me you are a pledge who was forced to do this and it wasnt a personal choice.

Please tell me you are a pledge who was forced to do this and it wasn’t a personal choice.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Someone come get Aaron.

Someone come get Aaron.

His tights ripped. Sad!

His tights ripped. Sad!

He appears to be struggling.

He appears to be struggling.

You are not worthy of the dab.

You are not worthy of the dab.

Do you need assistance, sir?

Do you need assistance, sir?

S'cute!

S’cute!

Someone calm Sarah the fuck down.

Someone calm Tiffany down.

What's "suh" is you never getting laid again.

What’s “suh” is you never getting laid again.

Ohhh good one.

Ohhh good one.

Cool swords you goobs.

Cool swords you goobs.

Butters! Probably not great to have on your ass 30 years from now, though.

Butters! Probably not great to have on your ass 30 years from now, though.

Something happened to homey on the left's face.

Something happened to homey on the left’s face.

A "big" night! Get it? Fucking kill me.

A “big” night! Get it? Kill me.

Yep they definitely slept there overnight (@connorwilley)

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CHOO CHOOOOO (@cam.crockett)

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Water hazard (@jjthearnold)

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Someone come get Jenny (@Jenny_jirsa)

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Getting "you can't convince me I peed myself" drunk

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Someone come get your boy

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Let the devil out of you Durant.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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