FAIL FRIDAY: Summertime Sadness

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When a girl at a party is all like “This campus is not handicap accessible at all!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you wheel her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

See ladies? Chivalry is alive and well.

Letting all your friends fuck your MILF of a mom because you’re that much of a fucking bro. TFM.
-Connecticut

If your friends have to fuck your mom to think you’re a bro, then they’re not really your friends at all.

Knowing damn well you didn’t wipe good enough earlier, but still going for the 10 at the bar. TFM.
-Tennessee

That’s the thought process of a totally normal, healthily functioning human being.

You’re bro’s hitting singles cause he’s just there to mingle. Another is in trouble cause he only hit a double. Another bro saw some hot nipples on his way to a triple. While you’re gettin it done hittin a homerun. TFM.
-New York

What is this, a fucking poetry slam? Don’t waste my time with your haikus, kid.

Being a virgin at 25 because you won’t give just any girl the satisfaction of fucking your massive frock. TFM.
-Connecticut

Is was only a matter of time before someone combined “frat” and “cock” to make “frock,” I suppose.

Asserting dominance over my geed roommates by walking around the house naked, with the frat dick fully torqued. TFM.
-Florida

This one’s a frick, that one’s a frock.

Finishing on your own chest instead of hers. TFTC.
-Wisconsin

Do you just like the way it feels, or what? Why are you doing this to yourself?

Rack of Natty. Packed a fatty. Fucked a baddy. Being this frat all the time is hard. Fratwithmeyouknowigotit.
-Louisiana

Sigh.

What, are you a geed or something? I am the man slamming your girlfriend. I drink copious amounts of alcohol throughout the night. Who the hell do you think I am? I am…the Fratman. TFM.
-Wisconsin

Pretty great start to the NFL season last night. That Peyton Manning is a fucking machine.

Being able to relate to the movie “300″ because it’s about a bunch of Greeks walking around shirtless, kicking ass, and having naked bitches dance in the background. TFM.
-Florida

Seriously, 7 touchdowns is just absurd. He put up 60 points in my fantasy league. I’ve never seen that done before.

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Bizarro world Jesse Pinkman and Walter White.

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You’re never too old to frat the fuck out.

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Peace, goober.

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Fratting out selfies with Taylor Lautner.

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Cheers, you naked fuck.

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Run girls! RUN!

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These guys would bid Bieber.

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Quit sucking on the end of that putter, you horse’s ass.

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Right on. Thanks for sharing.

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I’ve been slimming down in case this style catches on.

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