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FAIL FRIDAY: Sun’s Out, Buns Out

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

First off, I’m a Christian. Second, it would be a sin not use this big ass wang. TFM.
-Anonymous

Thou shalt not fail to swang that big ass wang, thus saith the Lord.

Telling a slam her G-spot is harder to find than a Malaysian airplane. TFM.
-Anonymous

Too soon, bro. Too soon.

Mom called me crying, asking if she did something wrong raising me after viewing my Google search history. My top searches were: femdom, clothed handjobs, Stamos biography, squirt compilations, average frock sizes and Sammy Sosa autographs. TFM.
-Anonymous

I also like to read a little John Stamos bio after jerkin’ it to clothed handjob porn. We are like brothers!

So the bros call me “Ring Worm” because I went 3 semesters without washing my sheets. I still get a$$. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a disgusting urchin.

Only masturbating to porn that was filmed between 1990-2004 because that’s the sweet spot where it’s pretty much guaranteed I won’t accidentally see my mom or my sister in a video. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sounds like a really classy family you’ve got there.

Sending exclusively butthole Snapchat pics. TFM.
-Anonymous

Snap me @TFMintern.

Making the special needs kid carry your books. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s not very nice.

The friendship bracelet that her friend made you getting soaked in vaginal fluid. TFM.
-Anonymous

Come on, man. Gross.

Having your summer intournship’s tax returns to fully fund your spring break. TFM.
-Anonymous

You spell like shit, friend.

Eating at a nice restaurant with a nice girl… and then then whipping my dick out and helicoptering it around like I’m Bill Gates on meth. TFM.
-Anonymous

Bill Gates takes his dick out and helicopters when he’s on meth? I was not aware.

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He made wee-wee in his pantalones.

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Hungry man down.

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One of these is not like the others.

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She thinks his tractor’s sexy.

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No, no I don’t.

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Goober Town, population: these guys.

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Shower man down.

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Gumby pulls.

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I don’t know about you, but I want to ride in the Poon Monsoon.

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Your odds of getting laid decrease by 1,000% in that outfit.

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