FAIL FRIDAY: Sun’s Out, Buns Out

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

First off, I’m a Christian. Second, it would be a sin not use this big ass wang. TFM.
-Anonymous

Thou shalt not fail to swang that big ass wang, thus saith the Lord.

Telling a slam her G-spot is harder to find than a Malaysian airplane. TFM.
-Anonymous

Too soon, bro. Too soon.

Mom called me crying, asking if she did something wrong raising me after viewing my Google search history. My top searches were: femdom, clothed handjobs, Stamos biography, squirt compilations, average frock sizes and Sammy Sosa autographs. TFM.
-Anonymous

I also like to read a little John Stamos bio after jerkin’ it to clothed handjob porn. We are like brothers!

So the bros call me “Ring Worm” because I went 3 semesters without washing my sheets. I still get a$$. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a disgusting urchin.

Only masturbating to porn that was filmed between 1990-2004 because that’s the sweet spot where it’s pretty much guaranteed I won’t accidentally see my mom or my sister in a video. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sounds like a really classy family you’ve got there.

Sending exclusively butthole Snapchat pics. TFM.
-Anonymous

Snap me @TFMintern.

Making the special needs kid carry your books. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s not very nice.

The friendship bracelet that her friend made you getting soaked in vaginal fluid. TFM.
-Anonymous

Come on, man. Gross.

Having your summer intournship’s tax returns to fully fund your spring break. TFM.
-Anonymous

You spell like shit, friend.

Eating at a nice restaurant with a nice girl… and then then whipping my dick out and helicoptering it around like I’m Bill Gates on meth. TFM.
-Anonymous

Bill Gates takes his dick out and helicopters when he’s on meth? I was not aware.

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He made wee-wee in his pantalones.

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Hungry man down.

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One of these is not like the others.

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She thinks his tractor’s sexy.

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No, no I don’t.

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Goober Town, population: these guys.

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Shower man down.

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Gumby pulls.

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I don’t know about you, but I want to ride in the Poon Monsoon.

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Your odds of getting laid decrease by 1,000% in that outfit.

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