Fail Friday: Suuuper Special Big/Little Bonding
Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I hate you for asking that, in what I can only assume is a super high-pitched, whiney, screechy sound that would make me wish someone would Mike Tyson my ears but I can’t speak for anyone else.
Was her vajay as precious as you hoped it would be?
Make sure they include a list of references.
And all this time I thought that was they key to becoming the frat rat slut groupie. Silly me.
You think you’re just as drunkenly, orangely, MO-ingly, trashily entertaining as Snooki? You’re either A) not. Or B) up for a re-evaluation of yourself.
Sometimes I buy my outfits for a white trash bash at Goodwill and snub my nose at the people who are actually shopping there. So that’s kind of the same thing.
The ULTIMATE “frat asshole” goes to a school for witchcraft and wizardry. ULTIMATE.
Sweetie, I don’t think he’s your boyfriend.
Why because boys will like you more because she is 100% more awkward and desperate?