Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When you go to the Virgin Islands and after you leave they are referred to simply as “The Islands.” TFM.
Oh man, what a joke! Fuck you.
Frock-vomiting into the slampig’s suckhole while watching nugget porn. It’s a TFM.
Just Googled “nugget porn.” That is highly disturbing.
Taking a beer shit into a pillow case. Then waiting for an unsuspecting pledge fucktard and wailing him in the face. TFM.
Doesn’t seem like it’d be all that effective considering the weird prep that went into it.
Knowing that two best friends are rushing your fraternity together, and only giving one of them a bid just to make it awkward between them. TFM.
You’re a truly terrible human being.
Girls still assuming you’re a douchebag despite your dad body. TFM.
Never heard a girl say, “Well he’s generally out of shape so he can’t possibly be a douchegbag!”
My pure bred dog’s net worth being greater than your typical GDIs dad TFM
That’s just absurd. Shut your pie hole.
I call my boat shoe “yacht shoes” because I own a yacht. TFM.
What a waste of yacht you are.
Frat castle’s been infested with frats (frat rats), so we decided to get a house frat (frat cat) to take care of the problem. TFM.
This is all getting really confusing.
Sending subliminal messages to your hot professor by drawing dicks all over the test and handing it in. TFM.
Not sure that qualifies as subliminal messaging.
Using the metric system for penis size because slams aren’t good at numbers. TFM.
It’s not the size of the boat; it’s the motion in the ocean.