FAIL FRIDAY: The Butt Bong

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Waiting in a strip club for your girlfriends tit job to be done. TFM.
–Ohio

…and picking her up from the doctor’s office afterwards. BAM.

The firm handshake for the father, the gentle hug for the mother, and the ole fratcock for the daughter. TFM.
-Tennessee

Gotta love the ole fratcock.

Being so frat that you made an account on this site only to tell everyone who posts on here that you are all a bunch of wannabes who try so hard to be Fratstars, but don’t really have any of the charisma or the balls required to be a real Fraternity man. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Oh yeah? Suck our charismatic dicks.

All I’m about is sarcasm, orgasm and fashion. TFM.
-California

Nobody asked.

Eating boogers to ingest the Adderall that got stuck along the way. It’s a TFM.
-Texas

You have a problem, champ.

Sending yourself an email while blacked out to remind yourself how awesome you are the next morning. TFM.
-Georgia

Everybody needs a little pick-me-up now and then.

Not taking your shirt off at a pool party because you have a gut, but rolling up your short sleeve shirt to make it a cutoff. TFM.
–Ohio

It’s a look that says “I’m insecure, but I’m here to party.”

Making 250k in my first year as a pediatric urologist despite not even being a real doctor. TFM.
–Ohio

Was worried we didn’t have any pediatric urologists on this site. Relieved.

You aren’t frat until you’ve dipped weed. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’ll never be frat to this guy, and that upsets me.

Being so frat that I don’t even need to think of something clever to post on here. TFM.
-Michigan

WELCOME TO FAIL FRIDAY.

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Do you even lift, bro?

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Holy shit that looks exciting.

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Vince Vaughn could not be less excited about being in this photo.

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And now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

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I like the car, but I like what’s in front of it even more.

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A lot of really poor fashion choices in this photo.

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Almost as bad as burning the flag.

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Sometimes selfies speak louder than words.

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Things didn’t go so well for Bruce Wayne’s twin brother who joined a frat.

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Awkward pledge massage.

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Butt chugging has gone mainstream.

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I just lost my lunch all over the keyboard.

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You flex like shit.

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Bid.

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That’s interesting.

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SACK TAP!

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I hope she doesn’t give handjobs with her left hand, which is covered with a cast that looks like it’s coated with pig guts.

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Somebody check on this guy.

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Pussy destroyer.

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He’s a bad girl.

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