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FAIL FRIDAY: The Future is Dim

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Not dealing with my impending mental health issues. That’s what scotch and Ativan are for. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You need a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.

Climbed up a tree to shit on a birds nest because it shit on my frathoe. TFM.
-Mississippi

Fighting shit with shit. FaF.

The fratcastle beat-off sock is named Crusty Wallace. TFM.
-Texas

A good name for a community cum sock, I suppose.

The only thing thats funnier than watching pledges run around with condoms on their head is watching them throw up after when they realize we all used them last night. TFM.
-Florida

This would be a pretty embarrassing reason to get kicked off campus.

Super Mario eating mushrooms, riding dinosaurs, stomping on turtles, hazing his brother out of the spotlight, and gaining any power he wants. TFM. Doing all this to slam Princess Peach at the end. TFTC.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

Being an immigrant plumber. NF.

Learn from my pledge brother, don’t trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking. TShitHimselfM.
-Georgia

Total Shit Himself Move is my new favorite move.

An active needs to earn his full citizenship. Looks like a pledge will be joining a domestic partnership. TFM.
-California

West Coast frat.

It’s not hazing if I tase myself while holding hands with the pledges. TFM.
-Florida

You’re enjoying that a little too much.

Watching iPhone porn on my 15 minute breaks at Chili’s. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Pitching a tent before serving queso to customers. TFM.

I pissed the bed the first 14 years of my life because I had a bladder problem…I’ve pissed the bed the last 6 years of my life because I have a drinking problem #WINNING – FrattyBoySwaggin – TFM.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.


“Now I’ve always got my letters!”


So much NF here it’s hard to absorb it all.


Apparently this is called “The Butt Chug.”


They don’t even surprise me anymore…

The X Games were this week, and someone thought women should participate. It turns out this was the greatest idea ever:

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