Ten real submissions, ten photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Whilst peeing on my slam in the shower, she grabbed and redirected my penis causing me to literally pee in my own butt. TFM. -New York
That’s obviously true love, and I don’t see why you’re complaining.
Bow tie on, sorority girls coming over, I drive a Range Rover, I get bitches like McCoy. TFM. –California
You’re not even worthy of a punch in the face. I would open-hand slap the shit out of you.
Yeah, I go to the gym. But not to take mirror pics with my shirt off, curl 45’s the entire time, or tweet shit like “hardbody” or “swole.” I work out so I can defend myself and be better at fucking. TFM. -Pennsylvania
How many boner curls can you do?
Raging so hard that my dingleberries molt together to form one giant dingleball between my ass cheeks. TFM. -Minnesota
That truly is a whole new level of rage.
“Well, you’ve seen my pussy so I guess I should tell you my name.” Nah. TFM. –California
That is a quote from my dream girl.
Anal Pledge has to have his entire room organized and can only stick it in girls’ asses all semester. TFM. –Ohio
How exactly do you monitor this? “Wrong hole, pledge! You know the rules!”
Only going Facebook official with girls who have eating disorders. TFM. –Oklahoma
This guy has his priorities straight.
Using my morning wood to open up the fridge. TFM. –Minnesota
That’s what it’s for…
When we swordfight, I call my penis “Bacon,” and my buddy calls his penis “Dorn.” Man, those two cannot stop bumping heads. TFM. –Colorado
I’m sure Bacon and Dorn will be delighted to hear this.
Leaving dead cats on the lawn of the srat castle to let them know that you slay puss. TFM. –Texas
Nothing says “I get ass” like murdering innocent felines and placing them on the doorstep of a sorority house.