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FAIL FRIDAY: The World Is A Dumpster Fire

Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and seven videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Turning the “I have an STD” talk into a threesome. TFM.

That’s a bold strategy.

Becoming an assistant coach at the local high school to slide through on that untainted puss. TFM.

Dude you are a sex criminal.

Regularly bragging about how hung you are, but packing an extremely average peen. TFM.

People do this? I wouldn’t know, because I’m stacked.

Yelling out your last name when you finish inside her. TFM.

“WILLIAMSOOOOOON!”

Getting into a knife fight over a foosball game. TFM.

You’re taking that shit too serious, compadre.

Betting on neighborhood children’s swim meets with your homies and winning big on the breast stroke. TFM.

Might be time to find a new hobby.

Drinking mouthwash because it gets you super effed up and the keg is empty. TFM.

Personally, I huff paint when the keg is tapped.

Smoking a bunch of crack before your intramural football game to get so amped. TFM.

There has to be a better way.

Still got hella Pokemon cards worth a whole truckload of money. Hit me up. TFM.

Nah man I’m good thanks though.

I frat (frat sat) on my door frat (frat mat) and saw a bunch of stray frats (frat cats), I told them to frat (frat scat) but one saw a frat (frat rat) and the frat (frat brat) ate frat (frat that), so I chased them with a frat (frat bat) and swung with my frats (frat lats) until I was bit by a frat (frat gnat) right on my back frat (frat tat) and I fell where I was frat (frat at) and knocked off my frat (frat hat). I am 25, no longer in college, and I just spent 10 minutes writing this. I probably am not frat (frat frat) anymore. TFM.

We really appreciate you taking the time. Now kindly show yourself out.

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This is why tearaway pants were invented.

This is why tearaway pants were invented.

Lay pipe in that horse head with cone arms and Ill give you $500.

Lay pipe in that horse head with cone arms and I’ll give you $500.

Baked potato pledge is out cold.

Baked potato pledge is out cold.

He done got found out.

He done got found out.

Fratty tights, brosephina.

Fratty tights, brosephina.

Gotta blow down somewhere, man.

Gotta blow down somewhere, man.

She got him fish-hooked good.

She got him fish-hooked good.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

A picture is worth one-thousand words.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Guy youre scaring us.

Guy, you’re scaring us.

Better to puke on an air mattress than sleep on the floor, I always say.

Better to puke on an air mattress than sleep on the floor, I always say.

Showing off your tum. TFM.

Showing off your tum. TFM.

That right there is permanent regret.

That right there is permanent regret.

Cuties doing cute stuff.

Cuties doing cute stuff.

Made it through 3 minutes of 5-on-5 before yacking.

Made it through 3 minutes of 5-on-5 before yacking.

Get yourself a pumpkin spice latte, kid.

Get yourself a pumpkin spice latte, kid.

Gotta go easy on those cookies, dawg.

Moderation is key when it comes to eating cookies.

Representing swagged out.

Representing swagged out.

Man down.

Man down.

Happy Halloween from these pumpkin fuckers.

Happy Halloween from these pumpkin fuckers.

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