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FAIL FRIDAY: Three Sheets To The Wind

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

It’s not the grades you make, it’s the dicks you suck. TFM.

And so it was written.

Working as a clown at little kid’s birthday parties in your spare time and showing up shitfaced and high on painkillers. TFM.

You need help.

I need white straight frat dick, like, pronto. Also nachos. Chop chop! TFM.

That’s an interesting combination.

Driving all the way down to the local community college just to laugh at the geeds wearing cargo shorts. TFM.

Seems like a worth while trip.

Ordering your steak rare to subtly imply she’ll be getting your meat raw later tonight. TFM.

I don’t think she’s gonna pick up on that implication, champ.

When you are pulling a Total Frat Move by doing a keg stand while jerking off your small frock at the same time and your bros chant “TOTAL FRAT MOVE!” at the pregame before you go lay the pipe on some girls at the bar. TFM.

Kindly never visit this website again.

Touching her where she pees. TFM. Touching her where she goes number two. RFM.

Thanks for clarifying.

Making the slow but obvious change from fuckboi to fratstar. TFM.

It’s a natural transition, really.

Making that coochie so fckin wet that ur dik looks like a jigantic raisen when u pull out. TFM.

You spell like a fuckin’ idiot.

That monthly herpes flare up that affects 80% of the frat. TFM.

Sounds like one hell of a chapter.

Twist your fingers up.

Twist your fingers up.

For the love of God, nerd.

For the love of God, nerd.

That's just pathetic.

That’s just pathetic.

Man down.

Man down.

The things you see on 6th Street...

The things you see on 6th Street.

Frat squirrel in the composite? That's just weird.

Frat squirrel in the composite? That’s just weird.

Youre embarassing yourselves.

You’re embarrassing yourselves.

Yes you is.

Yes you is.

That's real cute, fellas.

That’s real cute, fellas.

Like I always say, you gotta sleep somewhere.

Like I always say, you gotta sleep somewhere.

That is one creepily large bear.

That is one creepily large bear.

Fratstar 4 lyfe!

Fratstar 4 lyfe!

Never let go, Jack.

Never let go, Jack.

Leap frog is an intense sport.

Leap frog is an intense sport.

So much swag. All of the swag.

So much swag. All of the swag.

That banana got peeled.

That banana got peeled.

Not sure Ive ever seen #incest used before.

Not sure I’ve ever seen #incest used before.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Had to blur faces, but suffice it to say the guy being held up has his eyes closed.

Had to blur faces, but suffice it to say the guy being held up has his eyes closed.

You Will Immediately Want To Join This Fraternity

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