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FAIL FRIDAY: To Be Or Not To Be

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Asking her if she is a chicken cemetery, because you are looking for somewhere to bury your cock. TFM.

If that one works on her, you should probably wear a condom.

Banging your pledge’s sister because she looks sorta like him. TFM.

You have serious psychological issues.

Making a fake sorority girl Tinder account to catfish all your bros. TFM.

I bet you’re extremely popular amongst your peers.

Sneaking into your crush’s house when nobody is home to do research and find out what she’s into. TFM.

Don’t do that, man. Please.

Pretending to fall asleep during sex then abruptly waking up and shouting, “JUST KIDDING!” TFM.

I bet that got her so wet.

Frat stars don’t lose sleep over the opinions of non-Greek. TFM.

Kindly show yourself out.

Wearing cargo shorts… JK. Cargos are not frat! TFM.

Thanks for stopping by and sharing that with all of us.

Sending your crush pictures of her showering and sleeping that you took with you’re new telescopic night vision camera lens. TFM.

TFM does not promote the stalking and or inappropriate photographing of any persons.

Taking a break from a PG-13 drama to burn a heater. TFM.

When you need a smoke, you need a smoke.

Only answering the first 69 questions out of 100 on your final exam so your professor knows what’s up. TFM.

Not sure the subtlety of that message is worth failing the class.

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Got a nice shorts and socks with sandals combo going.

Got a nice shorts and socks with sandals combo going.

Man down.

Man down.

Mother of God...

Mother of God…

The ol "pretend to suck a friends cock" pose.

The classic “pretend to suck a friend’s cock” pose.

Its the hard knock life, for him.

It’s the hard knock life, for him.

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

You're ruining Christmas.

You’re ruining Christmas.

Band of Goobers.

Band of Goobers.

The Manziel money sign is dead, fellas.

The Manziel money sign is dead, fellas.

Gotta show off those gains.

Gotta show off those gains.

SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR.

SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR.

What. A. Badass.

What. A. Badass.

Grant Van Gorder is probably porking your sister.

Grant Van Gorder is probably porking your sister.

The Christmas spirit is a beautiful thing.

The Christmas spirit is a beautiful thing.

Facial expression tells me hes a really fun-loving, easy-going guy.

Facial expression tells me he’s a really fun-loving, easy-going guy.

And their weak ass Christmas tree is shorter than they are.

And their weak ass Christmas tree is shorter than they are.

Some ugly Christmas sweater parties end badly.

Some ugly Christmas sweater parties end badly.

The holidays bring out the best in us all.

The holidays bring out the best in us all.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

He does look super fratty.

He does look super fratty.

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