Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 19 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
Doing something outrageously homosexual while at the same time shouting “no homo” so people know you’re not actually gay. TFM.
That’s one way to do it.
Spending the entire weekend stranglebating with a belt around your neck. TFM.
Stranglebating is America’s true pastime.
When the only way you can get off is if your girlfriend is shouting insults at you regarding the small size of your penis. TFM.
Something went very wrong during your childhood.
The first few seconds after I wake up before I remember how shitty my life is are the best few seconds of my day. TFM.
Holy hell that is depressing.
Going to get into a fist fight with a homeless chick this weekend. Those are my only plans. TFM.
But why though? Why?
Poor people are scum. I like to spit on them and throw dollar bills at their faces while I laugh. TFM.
You sound like a genuinely good person.
My mom hasn’t been able to look me in the eye since she caught our maid cleaning my cock. TFM.
She needs to get over it and move on.
Having extreme self esteem issues that only go away when you have a BAC of .3 or above. TFM.
Pretty sure you’re going to die of alcohol poisoning if we’re being honest.
Sometimes you just have to say “fuck it” and eat a big girl’s booty. TFM.
That’s how you get pinkeye.
One for the money two for the show three for the amount of chicks I fucked last night while my boys watched from the window and spanked it. TFM.
No, no you didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.
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