Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to the mall to buy some Sperry’s and the hot sales lady asks you if you’re in a frat. Then walking away with her number. TFM. -California
I can say with 100% confidence that you are a loser and I would blackball the shit out of you.
In Vegas, but decided to stay in and watch a movie with my brothers. RFM. –DeVry University
In New Orleans, standing in the middle of Bourbon Street with a sign that says “Masturbate and die.” RFM.
Jerking a cock a day keeps the geeds away. TFTC. -Virginia
MASTURBATE AND DIE.
This morning’s breakfast was some bullshit. My dad’s trophy wife (my stepmother) sobbed for a solid 28 minutes about her inevitable “downsizing” from her new Benz to an ’07 Jaguar. Dad said, “Son times are tough, you might even have to let the Lex or BMW go.” I immediately excused my self from the table. TFM. -Alabama
Timing how long your stepmom sobs. TFM.
Some GDI in cargos showed up at our rush party, so we got him blackout and then took the frat hound’s shit and filled each one of his pockets with it and taped a sign that says “so that’s what all those pockets are for” to his forehead. TFM. –Texas
Great work on the sign, master prankster. You’re a creative genius.
Banging ass cleavage. TFM. –Florida
You watch too much porn.
A nurse at the hospital I work at told me to stop dipping at work. The doc I work for came by, packed a lip out of my can, and promptly told the bitch to pick up his lunch for the cafeteria. TFM. – Louisiana
Unless you’re time traveling and working in the 1950s he won’t be a doctor for long.
Bruce Wayne getting friend-zoned after 35 years of chasing Rachel Dawes, then getting killed a month after hooking up with a foreigner and a whiny 99 percenter who dresses like a cat. NF. –Tennessee
Bad-mouthing Bruce Wayne is the same as bad-mouthing America.
My dad just went to white collar prison for tax evasion, and my therapist says I have entitlement issues. TFM. -North Carolina
Both might actually be TFM’s, but not the kind you talk about.
Telling bitches to shut up, getting your nut up, and calling another slut up. TFM. –Michigan