Ten real submissions, five photos, and a few videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I pump and dumped this freshman piece during my last year at IU. Her name was Kate Upton. Whoops. TFM. –Indiana
You lying, blaspheming son of a bitch. You aren’t even worthy of typing her name.
I went to the Apple store to get my computer fixed and one of the genius nerds noticed my smashed iPhone screen. He called me an idiot to my face. I dropped my pants, squatted and took a shit in the middle of the store while screaming, “Fix my computer you fucking geed!” TFM. –Tennessee