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FAIL FRIDAY: Weeping For The Future

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m stepping up and making Fail Friday. Our interns are incompetent bums that can no longer be trusted to get this shit done properly and on time. It can’t be that hard, so here I am humbling myself to do the work that matters for the people. As always, below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Getting bare tit on a girl you just met at orientation! Including nipples too! TFM.

That’s huge. Congrats to you and yours.

Having intense facial trauma but still munching box. TFM.

The fuck does facial trauma entail? Like a busted eye socket?

Jason Street’s paralysis being a central reason I played high school football. TFM.

Friday Night Lights super fans are getting weird.

Pulling the pocket jerk in the strip club until a bouncer notices you and then cumming while you bail. TFM.

Next level sexual deviancy.

Having a recurring nightmare about making out with my pledge trainer. TFM.

Suppress those feelings deep down inside.

Grabbing your dog’s weiner to show him that’s your canine cock and you’re the bossman. TFM.

You’re one of those dudes who takes his relationship with his dog too far.

Telling your kids bedtime stories about shotgunning beers and making sex with slams. TFM.

Those kids are going to need some expensive therapy.

Getting inside a pledge’s head by eating a live squirrel right in front of him. TFM.

Might want to go get a rabies shot.

Taking one for the team by getting with the fat chick but getting fully dedicated to it and eating her ass. TFM.

Really, truly unnecessary.

Having a sideways boner so you have a super unique fuck action. TFM.

Probably not something to broadcast to the world, but what do I know.

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Man down.

Man down.

This is some shameful shit here.

This is some shameful shit here.

Come on man dont selfie your hospitalized friend.

Come on, man. Don’t selfie your hospitalized friend.

Thats what rush week has got you like? Not a good sign.

That’s what rush week has got you like? Chapter must be in solid shape.

Samuel, you are scaring the children.

Samuel, you’re scaring the children.

Trash in its natural habitat.

Trash in its natural habitat.

What am I looking at here?

What am I looking at here?

Good job, good effort.

Good job, good effort.

Kid is just swimming in it.

Kid is just swimming in it.

A face that only a mother could love.

A face that only a mother could love.

Putting off  a weird vibe here, man.

Putting off a weird vibe here, man.

IN THE FACE.

IN THE FACE.

Timing is everything.

Timing is everything.

You have done something wrong if your night ends like this.

You’ve done something very wrong if your night ends like this.

That is where you belong.

That is where you belong.

And then the crowd parts and he eats pavement.

And then the crowd parts and he eats pavement.

Classic quote from The Hangover. Hilarious!

Classic quote from The Hangover. Hilarious!

The force is weak with these ones.

The force is weak with these ones.

Might want to cover that one up for job interviews.

Might want to cover that thing up for job interviews.

Apparently those are self-inflicted cigarette burns.

Apparently those are self-inflicted cigarette burns. Totally normal.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is the New York Times Bestselling Author of Total Frat Move, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, and co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, a psychotic Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan.

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