Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Always wearing a tank top, despite having a horrific case of bacne. TFM.
That is socially irresponsible.
Beat up my dad when he didn’t believe I was in a frat. TFM.
Interesting family dynamic you’ve got going there.
Waking up on July 5th hungover and missing a testicle. TFM.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Tricked my favorite bro into admitting he’d date black guys if he was a girl during a casual political convo at the frat castle. TFM.
How is that a casual political conversation?
Made the mistake of doing 4 pots and 2 cokes before I went to Applebee’s for bros night. I said the highest things there. TFM.
4 pots is too many.
I can’t send dick pics because a phone with that much memory hasn’t been invented yet. TFM.
I get it. Because your frock is so large.
Riddle me this intern, my date at formal literally sharts at formal and no one says a word, yet when I let out a squeaker during a rush event I get bitched at. TFM.
Maybe nobody likes you.
Switching to briefs for vasectomy recovery and never switching back. TFTC
Possibly the most irrelevant statement ever made on this website.
Missouri state bound and ready to party and have a good time! TFM.
Thanks for letting us know.
Frasually (frat casually) unzipping the frubs (frat chubs, short for Chubbies) before pulling out your frock (frat cock) and peeing for like a really, really long time on flowers or a plant or something that you’re typically not supposed to pee on. TFM.
There’s nothing fratter than peeing on something you’re typically not supposed to pee on.