Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
This girl in my math class I set next to has the nicest pair of knockers I’ve ever laid my eyes on. But hey she wasn’t down. You win some, you lose some, boys. TFM.
Really fascinating stuff. Thanks for sharing.
Blaming your airball on your unwashed fingers that you used to finger blast the opponent’s mother. TFM.
Good lord, man.
Targeting the girls with slight abnormalities (moles, big noses, mustaches, etc.) because history has proven they have the cleanest buttholes. TFM.
You’re a weird guy, Ace.
Making Foreskin Pledge dock with Chode Peen Pledge. TFM.
Sounds like your chapter is totally normal and cool.
Asking your dog who he knows inside when he barks to come in after his bathroom break. TFM.
He knows you. He’s your dog. Also, he’s a dog.
So my parents know I drink now…
And? The fuck you want me to do about it?
Frat test day kit: Brooks Bros, Copenhagen, Everclear and coffee. TFM.
My guess is you’re not a 4.0 student. Just a hunch.
Waking up the next morning hungover and seeing that the hot girl you had sex with is actually not a girl at all, but is instead your neighbors 4-year-old Bernese Mountain Dog. TFM.
Beastiality is frat.
Getting an automatic fail in your human sexuality class just for making a fratty comment. TFM.
“Check out those fucking tits. BOOM!” -Fratty Comment
The basketball coach here heard I’ve got an 11-inch vertical. He also heard I have an 11-inch wiener. I’ll probably be on scholarship next season. TFM.
Well isn’t that just super duper for you.