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FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Has Come

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Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Until I was seventeen years old I thought peeing and cumming were the same exact thing. TFM.

This is why sexual education courses exist.

Paying your dues with money you earned selling baking soda to crackheads in downtown alleyways. TFM.

Probably goes against your fraternity’s moral code if I had to guess.

Respecting women because your mother raised you right, and always having them sign a waiver before requesting that they choke you until you lose consciousness. TFM.

As long as you’re taking the proper legal precautions.

One of my testicles never descended but when I fart it pops out for a second. That’s the only time I really feel like a man. TFM.

Someone desperately needs to kick your ass.

If you’re not sexually attracted to at least one of your pledges, your chapter is bottom tier. TFM.

Have to say I agree with this one, personally.

Similarly to how hazing makes us strong, childhood trauma related to one or more uncles makes us hard. TFM.

The sweet name of fuck?

When you like to be spanked during lovemaking because it reminds you of how your mother used to punish you. TFM.

You need to see multiple therapists.

I drink I smoke I snort I shoot I fuck I whack I haze I blaze I tame the wild spirit of the indian brave. TFM.

I’m at a total loss for what is even going on in these submissions anymore.

When your grandma is stirring the lasagna and you whisper in her ear, “That’s the same noise good pussy made last night.” TFM.

Please never come back here.

Not understanding the appeal of porn because they only thing that gets you off is killing a small animal and then eating it while you stranglebate. TFM.

Multiple serial killer symptoms here.

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Cute Christmas card.

Cute Christmas card.

He is not well.

He is not well.

That tattoo though.

That tattoo though.

Cocaine pit stains.

Cocaine pit stains.

Sweet paint job.

Sweet paint job.

Hot outfit bruh.

Hot outfit bruh.

He is suffering.

He is suffering.

Sergio is ashamed.

Sergio is ashamed.

Damn son she caught you.

Damn son she caught you.

The Geednd.

The Geednd.

Cringing so hard.

Cringing so hard.

Why post this type of shit?

Why post this type of shit?

Man down, butt out.

Man down, butt out.

You got got.

You got got.

Let it all out.

Let it all out.

Mother of God.

Mother of God.

He done peed his pants.

He done peed his pants.

Damn you people go back to your shanties.

Damn you people go back to your shanties.

Don't call yourselves that.

Don’t call yourselves that.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

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