FAIL FRIDAY: Wintertime Sadness

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Straddling a toilet in your underwear and listening to Wrecking Ball for 4 straight hours. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s pretty weird of you to do that.

Having sex but not wearing a condom and with a girl obviously. TFM.
-Anonymous

Jeepers that’s dangerous! She could get preggers!

Driving your fruck (frat truck) better when you’re wearing boat shoes. TFM.
-Anonymous

I hope you crash your fruck and die.

Giving the midget gf the “we just don’t see eye to eye” line as you break up with her. TFM.
-Anonymous

#Phrasing

All the bros call me “The Zookeeper” because I’m always petting the FRAT snake. Total TFM.
-Anonymous

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Slam sucking the dick, pledge eating the butt. #TFM2007
-Anonymous

Now THAT’S a proper threesome.

I like to live dangerously and by dangerously I mean I like to wear Chubbies when it’s 50 degrees out. TFM.
-Anonymous

I hope your queer thighs get frostbite.

Including on your résumé that you like to have sex with women. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s an important detail that only an idiot would leave out.

When a girl at a party is all like “I shove confetti in my vagina so every queef is a party #justgirlythings” as you nod your head and put on a party hat as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

#justgirlythings

“Ready bros? I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said brr it’s cold in here. I said there must be some geeds in the fratmosphere. I said OTFMO ice ice ice. I said OTFMO ice ice ice.” #bringiton. TFM.
-Anonymous

So much geedness.

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Unhappy Holidays, everyone.

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#elfie

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How’s that view treating you?

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Awkward Confederate Christmas.

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Christmas swaggy.

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Redskins fans are getting weird during this wasted season.

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Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

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Fucking nerds.

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Goober Town, population these two.

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NEEEEEEERDS.

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