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Fail Friday: You Know it’s the Alabama Video

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Replacing grandpa’s pills with laxatives and having family pools on what time he’ll shit his pants. TFTC.
-Alabama

Put me down for a Benjamin on the 10-20 minute block.

My dad may be a GDI, but he did get me Tommy Hilfiger polos for my birthday. He’s catching on. TFM.
-South Carolina

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I had sex with a pregnant slam. It was my first threesome. TFM.
-South Carolina

You’ll have plenty of threesomes in hell.

Motion to bring back popped collars. TFM.
-Tennessee

Motion denied.

Convincing yourself that the shot of your own urine you were just dared to take will get you more drunk. TFM.
-Kansas

The dude in the movie “127 Hours” did it. It’s cool.

Being a rushee and frattin harder than most fraternities on campus. TFM.
-Alabama

These kinds of posts get me excited for hazing season.

Fell out of a moving car and didn’t spill the natty. TFM.
-Florida

Well, that’s what’s truly important…

Slammed with a girl I met at our latest party. Found out that she had a fake I.D. and was really born in 1996. TFM.
-Texas

You carded her?

Stole GDI roommate’s boxers, got wasted, accidentally pooped in them, and without washing, put them in the bottom of his drawer. TFM.
-Florida

This is hilarious, but shitting yourself is a fail.

While working this summer at a fast food restaurant, the first day of work I told them I don’t wear hats only visors. TFM.
-Mississippi

There are way too many fast food employees using this site.


What the fuck is Gamma Delta Chi?


She also has “N” tatted on her left ass cheek, and “F” on the right.


TFTC pool boner.


Fohawk is the new frat swoop.


Thank God they’ve got condoms to use for all the sex that flocks their direction.

Sorry Bama not this time:

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