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FAIL FRIDAY: You Play To Lose The Game

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

That time when you and your brother got denied hard at the bar and then comforted each other sexually when you got home and you never told anyone about it. TFM.

Cool story, Hansel.

Ordering a wonton wrap appetizer to share to hint that you want a threesome with an Asian. TFM.

Unless she’s a mind reader, that ain’t happenin’.

Sticking your dick in a Gatorade bottle and getting it stuck in there when you get an erection because your dick is so damn big. TFM.

Maybe stop having intercourse with Gatorade bottles.

I’m so frat I trick myself into thinking I’m not frat so I haze myself back into thinking I’m frat. TFM.

You need to be committed to a mental health facility.

Having a fake ID as a 12-year-old that works every time. TFM.

If you have a fake ID at 12 years old, you have literally a 100% chance of becoming an alcoholic.

I’m packing a lip, drunk, high and I gotta pee #college

I really appreciate you taking the time to submit this.

Ask Jeeves being the guy who taught you to eat box. Yeah, I’ve been licking clam for that long. TFM.

Dude Ask Jeeves’d how to perform cunnalingus.

None in the pink, pee in the stink. That’s called the “frocker.” TFM.

Get it? It’s a play on the “shocker.” Crazy innovative.

When your parents text to ask if you need anything from the store and you reply “condoms my slam is coming over.” TFM.

What a badass. Just straight up tells his parents how it is. No fear.

It fucking sucked because she thought I farted, but I didn’t. It was my bro Stu the whole time. TFM.

That Stu is a real character. Always farting mid-threesome and shit.

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His shirt suggests the sausage, though.

His shirt suggests the sausage, though.

At least use the shower pouf as a pillow.

At least use the shower pouf as a pillow.

Scooters are exciting!

Scooters are exciting!

Goobers from head to toe.

Goobers from head to toe.

Sexually assaulting a wax statue of Taylor Swift. TFM.

Sexually assaulting a wax statue of Taylor Swift. TFM.

Scute!

S’cute!

Just weird, man. Dont do that.

Just weird, man. Don’t do that.

So geedy. Much goober.

So geedy. Much goober.

Definitely getting poison ivy.

Definitely getting poison ivy.

Turn down for what.

Turn down for what.

Pull yourself together, kid.

Pull yourself together, kid.

Getting cozy with the Colonel. TFM.

Getting cozy with the Colonel. TFM.

Youre doing way too much, friend.

You’re doing way too much, friend.

Hell never let go, Jack.

He’ll never let go, Jack.

The stuff of nightmares.

The stuff of nightmares.

They are the man.

They are the man.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Come on, guy. Youre better than that.

Come on, guy. Youre better than that.

Shit happens.

Shit happens.

Returning the favor. TFM.

Returning the favor. TFM.

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