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‘Fantasy Slut League’ Heats Up at California High School

For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California, fantasy football is a game for suckers. What kind of fantasy game doesn’t involve the exhilaration of chasing and bagging real life people at your school? They were looking for a game where an injury wouldn’t sideline your key player and derail your whole season. They wanted a game where THEY were the real players. If they lost their fantasy matchups, it was solely on them. They needed something more satisfying. The needed a game with sluts involved.

They played in a fantasy slut league.

An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called “fantasy slut league” among students.

In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes “a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league…Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.”

According to the letter, school administrators learned about this slut league during a school assembly about date rape prevention. I’m wondering if this was brought up organically. Did a league member raise his hand and ask a question like, “Yeah, so my boys and I have this fantasy slut league thing we’ve been doing for several years now. The girls don’t know about the league, so I feel bad about it and all, but they’re always consenting participants. We’re not, like, raping these chicks, right?”

What kind of trading system do they use? How creative are their team names? Is it considered poor etiquette to draft another member’s girlfriend? What’s the playoff format like? Does getting to third base earn you more points than a double?

So many questions.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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