‘Fantasy Slut League’ Heats Up at California High School

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For the students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California, fantasy football is a game for suckers. What kind of fantasy game doesn’t involve the exhilaration of chasing and bagging real life people at your school? They were looking for a game where an injury wouldn’t sideline your key player and derail your whole season. They wanted a game where THEY were the real players. If they lost their fantasy matchups, it was solely on them. They needed something more satisfying. The needed a game with sluts involved.

They played in a fantasy slut league.

An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called “fantasy slut league” among students.

In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes “a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league…Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.”

According to the letter, school administrators learned about this slut league during a school assembly about date rape prevention. I’m wondering if this was brought up organically. Did a league member raise his hand and ask a question like, “Yeah, so my boys and I have this fantasy slut league thing we’ve been doing for several years now. The girls don’t know about the league, so I feel bad about it and all, but they’re always consenting participants. We’re not, like, raping these chicks, right?”

What kind of trading system do they use? How creative are their team names? Is it considered poor etiquette to draft another member’s girlfriend? What’s the playoff format like? Does getting to third base earn you more points than a double?

So many questions.

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    FSLallstar

    I went to Piedmont high. Basically scoring went how u would think. 1st<2nd base <3rd base <bang there were bonuses like if the girl was cheating on her BF you got a bonus. Relationships hook ups dont count. Also if you get girl pregnant and she keeps the baby you automatically win, if you raise the child your in the hall of fame. One example of a team name was "Seattle SheFawks "

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  2. 2
    EQK

    “documented engagement in sexual activities” pics or it didn’t happen. TFM. Get these guys a bid.

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  3. 1
    Free Singing Lemons

    I participated in FSL a few years ago. They’re making it seem like a rape circle, when its really just competitive gossip. managers didn’t target girls on their team to hook up with specifically. its basically the same as fantasy football, but with sloots, not nfl players. when a sloot on your team “performs well” at a party or somewhere she earns points for your team. we didn’t influence behavior, we sat back and observed and tallied it. some team names were the st.louis clam rammers, titsburgh feelers, the tight ends, the new orleans hurricanes, philadelphia spread eagles, etc…

    once a manager always a manager

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    Vandal

    this kind of stuff has been around for ages. only difference is this time it was organized and subsequently found out. not really head line news

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