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Farrah Abraham Looked ADORABLE In Her Queen Elsa Costume While Selling Molds Of Her Vagina And Asshole

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Farrah Abraham–Teen Mom turned pornstar turned sex toy enthusiast turned my neighbor turned stripper–dressed as Queen Elsa last week during a launch party at Hustler Hollywood for her new line of sex toys that are molded from her actual genitals, vagina and butthole included. It’s her whole pelvis, really.

Queen Elsa is the beloved star from box office hit “Frozen,” a children’s movie. This is what the Queen would have wanted–a young Abraham portraying her likeness while promoting fuckable rubber replicas of her vagina and asshole. The molding process looks like this, if you’re into that.

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The tweet containing the NSFW version of the above image can he found HERE. Prayers for Farrah’s daughter.

Obligatory photo of that time sparks were flying when I met the real real-life Queen Elsa, and we fell in love and got engaged and plan to have a bunch of kids together:

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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