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Fat Kids Steal Credit Card, Photo Themselves Holding It While In Photo Booth

Get a load of these chubby little societal leaches, just taking advantage of some sweet, older lady by ripping her off and stealing her credit card. Look at the fat, grubby hand on the biggest one holding the credit card up like a trophy in the third photo down.

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From The Smoking Gun:

Maryland cops are searching for a group of teenagers suspected in the theft of a woman’s credit card, which they used to pay for movie tickets–right before they posed for a series of photo booth pictures now in the custody of investigators.

Movie theater thieves. So heartless. Where are their parents when you need them?

Luckily, these fat, worthless kids are also pretty stupid, or at least that big one on the left is. He thought it’d be a good idea to use the very credit card he had just stolen and use it near the place he stole it from, then to top if off, use the card to photograph himself in a photobooth with his fat friends while SHOWING the card to the camera.

What kind of square footage this booth must have had to hold all those fatties is not yet known, but it’s clear that it was a substantial structure.

The next obvious purchase this chubby movie-theater-credit-card gang made was movie theater snacks, and man, I bet they put a hurting on that card. The fat kid on the left probably picked up a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and a twelve-dollar Root Beer alone, then later took a lone intermission to trudge out to the lobby and pick up some nachos, some Whoppers and some Twizzlers.

Fat, sugar-high, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

P.S. Possible cutie here.

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Hard to tell, but she has 7.5, maybe even 8, potential. She hangs out with fat losers, though — automatic 4-point deduction.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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