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Father Of The Year Shows Boy Scouts Hardcore Porn

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A Boy Scout parent volunteer was arrested last week for showing a group of scouts how to pitch a tent. Mark Kern, 48, had several of the boys selling beverages at a church gather around his phone for something way better than a lame-ass campfire: hardcore pornography.

Kern faces two counts of distributing obscene material to a minor for showing the boys a whole bunch of hardcore shit, including threesomes, which is a great way to teach young scouts how to manage a team.

From Broward Palm Beach:

“[Kern] noticed one of the kids was looking at a Jamaican girl who was serving food,” said the kid, whose name is being withheld because he is a victim in this case. “And [Kern] said, ‘Oh, that’s what you like?’ And then he started showing us some pictures of naked girls, and then he showed us the pornos.”

“I’m not like the other dads. I’m one of the cool dads.” — Kern.

As creepy as this dude sounds, it was only a matter of time before these kids laid their eyes on some hardcore pornography, what with kids getting iPads at the age of four nowadays. I know I was typing “boobs” in Google images within minutes of my 2nd grade visit to the computer lab. Fuck you, Mrs. Rosenbauser, for punishing me for my childlike curiosity.

[via Broward Palm Beach]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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