Trying to explain to a brother that just because he finished in first place on Rainbow Road doesn’t mean he’s sober enough to drive. TFM.

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    Plan B is Plan A

    “Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily and we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. So we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So we just took off. Pretty fast. And two hours later I wrote ‘Sweet Caroline’”.

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    itsDallin

    Rendering said brother unconscious, tossing him in the trunk and driving him home so he doesn’t attempt to drive while intoxicated. RFM.

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    TFM Repeater

    Trying to explain to a brother that just because he finished first place on Rainbow Road, it doesn’t mean he’s sober enough to drive. TFM.

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