Starting a drinking story with “I haven’t been THAT drunk since” before realizing you were that drunk like five days ago. TFM.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops break up your house party. TFM.
“It gets me from point A to point B,” when asked about your fifty thousand dollar car. TFM.
Buying Dad his birthday present from the country club pro shop, on his account. TFM.