The rush chair telling you to cool it with the top rushee “unless you want him to be the Len Bias of his pledge class.” TFM.
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The number of buttons undone on your shirt representing how long you’ve been drinking. TFM.
Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.