Dealing with hazing withdrawals over the break. TFM.
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“Napalm smells good in the morning!”-Lt. Col. Killgore in Apocalypse Now
^not how Lil B talk. Don’t poorlyimpersonate the Based God.
Lol what even is this?
lol? Get the fuck out of her, Chief
THE BASED GOD APPROVES SOMETIMES U HAVE TO LET URSELF LAUGH !! HAHA !! (that was the based god laughing very rare experience) – Lil B
Not hiring people off Craigslist for a few bucks so you can haze them all you want and they might even throw a quick rim job. NF.
I really doubt they are. are they?
^ Carry on, then.
I ran to the liquor store and back.
hope you’re still running.
Ok I have a question for everyone: you’re standing in bar having a few drinks with your friends and the hottest girl that you can possibly imagine walks in. Everyone stops what they’re doing to look at this unimaginably sexy woman, that’s how hot she is. She walks right up to you and asks you to buy her a drink, you do and you proceed to hit it off with this goddess. You leave the bar with her and you’re all over each other on the ride home. When you get back to your place she strips you down to your boxers and wants to put your weiner in her mouth. Just as she is about to, she says,”I have to show you something.” She stands up and shows you a very small dick with no balls but states that she doesn’t want you to touch it at all. Keeping in mind her indescribable hotness and the fact that every guy already saw you leave with her, do you let her blow you?
^ it’s not your own dick, it’s “its” dick
Is it gay if you fuck her in the ass and give her a reach around at the same time?
Go for it.
Well what I would do is go onto TFM and type out my situation in hypothetical form, but I am sure that is just me. Then proceed to kill it, have it stuffed and mounted.
She stands up and shows you a very small dick with no balls
So she shows you your own dick, what’s the big deal?
If you’re implying that Dude Looks Like A Lady, I say you kill shim, then sodomize its mouth.
Getting a blowie from a transsexual. TFM.
It’s gay if you don’t
I FUCKED YOUR MOM
^It means your a horrible troll and you should just give up now, while your at it go ahead take a swig of bleach
Fucking his mom is like running laps
I’ve had sex with a lot of women and maybe a few dudes but that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings for her.
I just had sex with a watermelon. What does that mean?
i stuck my dick in microwaved beef roast once does that count?
i had to make due without a poket pussy:)
Dorn needs to do some damage control. This is getting out of hand.
Most of you are annoying as fuck. Fuck you stupid trolls.