Florida International’s New Basketball Court Potentially Worst in the NCAA

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So the headline kind of speaks for itself on this one. Get a load of this catastrophe of a basketball court. I can’t even imagine how much money from disillusioned boosters was wasted on this thing. Oh wait, yes I can, $12.73. That seems about right.

Image via ESPN College Basketball

Call me crazy, but I can’t recall ever seeing any fierce wild panthers crawl out of the ocean, which is what appears to be happening on the court. It looks like the FIU athletic director walked down to the pier, found a t-shirt airbrush artist, and hired him to paint the gym floor.

Sorry for you FIU fans, this is almost as embarrassing as Oregon’s literal shit stain.



Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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